My name is Araminta. I am Soft Warps in house pet tarantula and I reside in Pandora’s crystal box on the desk of the Commander in Chief.
There is a prophecy that says my box must never be opened or chaos will reign in CiC’s CCC (central command console) for many a month.
I have eight eyes that allow me to scan every movement and every detail in the main office room. With mischief I watch that nobody comes near the desk. I have four eyes on the hardware and four eyes on the software day and night.
In those rare moments of utter cluelessness the CiC talks to me about secret things.
But I never answer his calls. So he considers me wise.